Percy is my personal messenger pigeon. He’s also trained to play the bongos and poop on the cars of people I don’t like. Consider yourself warned.

Leave a note here and Percy will make sure I get it. Expect 24 – 48hrs for a reply, though. Percy goes like snot but is easily distracted by girl pigeons and shiny things.

(A handful of peanuts, however, may help keep him focused.)

Thanks for stopping by!

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